It all happened
09 July 2010 | By in GeneralJust a quick update as S rests up (she’s eating ice cream and watching Wheel Of Fortune).
The IUI happened without a hitch as usual, but there was a big difference this go around. My numbers were immensely improved. The number that sums it up is the Total Motile Sperm (say that five times fast – it’ll be the most fun you have all day). The number to shoot for there is 10. Our first IUI, mine was 4.62… not sure why we still did that IUI. Our second, 7.70… should be good enough. This time, 17.64. I’m all man.
Another impressive number is the count itself. The number to shoot for is 20 million/milliliter. First IUI was 10.8. Second was 20.5. Today’s was 51. I don’t think I have male infertility any more.
My numbers plus S’s lining and two good follicles point to chances being good.
As many of you know, I’m into the comedic arts. So before S gets pregnant, I want to share a video from one of my favorite comedy folk duos, Pregnant Women are Smug by Garfunkel & Oats:

09 July 2010 | julie Said:
Darek, keep feeding Stacie ice cream and keep writing funny and informative stuff for us to read. love you.
09 July 2010 | Christy Said:
i am so happy for your….wait, um….that may cross the line of appropriateness (appropriaty?). nonetheless, i am happy things look so awesome!!!! Fingers crossed!
09 July 2010 | Christy Said:
oh and that song is freaking hilarious.
10 July 2010 | Heather M Said:
This is awesome and all fingers are crossed. I woke up my husband just to tell him Darek’s awesome numbers. Viva la sunflower seeds!
10 July 2010 | The First Heather M Said:
F YEAH sperm! whooo!
10 July 2010 | Gary Said:
This is cool guys.